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12:36 AM

Monday, June 30, 2008

Dont everyone just love abusing photobooth's usage during freetime!

i dooooooooooo!

Rarrhahaha, ahhhhhh,assignments driving me nuts!

cashew,pistachio,pee-nut,walnut,hazelnut.

I had thai food for lunch tday,happyhappy!

met lovely pe'bbles for their celebration of birthdays!

Bacon going in NS soon,

i am gonna miss him manymany,

i think that humans are selfish by nature.

Veryvery selfish,

that sucks.

i changed,

that sucks.

i used to be rather outspoken,but now,i keep all thoughts to myself,

afraid to offend.

that sucks.

i suck as a friend,

that sucks even more.

i am getting boring,

that sucks.

i am a blind follower,

that sucks the most.

Everything about me sucks,period.

Why am i so scared of everything?

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

oh.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

i have a really happening childhood i swear!

after looking thru all the photos mum brought home from the old house.

i miss being a kid.

if its possible,i would want to repeat 17years of my lifeee again,and not change a single thing.

maybe stop time,i dun want to grow olddddd!

Okiedok.

2:30 AM

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Grounded for 2weeks,

trip home yesterday was really fun,really long too.

i went rexband yesterdayyyyyyyyyyyy fullstop

got many many assignments manzx.

all so senseless,

tsk,cant wait for the next break.

And compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention the seven that I like,
The seven things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes
Your old Levis
When we kiss I'm hypnotized
You make me laugh, you make me cry
But I guess that's both I'll have to buy
Your hand in mine
When we're intertwined
Everything's alright
I wanna be with the one I know
And the seventh thing I like the most that you do
You make me love you.

12:48 AM

Friday, June 27, 2008

This is a poem from sathish,my fetish.

rarrhahaha,here goes...

Like A Soul From The West

She Puts Her Message On Her Chest

With No Hands To Leave Her Nest

She Jumps Around And Make A Big Mess

Smiling Like A Petal With No Rhyme

Joscelyn Is As Cropped As An Old Dime.

I dun get ittt,

but nehmind,sounds niceeeeeee

soccer was fun

i am getting fitter !

wheeeeeee,

happy birthday sandraaa & janice!

10:12 PM

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Me,Qinghe and Daphne during colour theory.

1)Colourtheory boxes

2)Research on Clinton and Obama.

3)Colourtheory test on Thursday.

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is hilaaaarious!

1:31 PM

2 0f the nyp teams during divala!

I need to train more,

Rarr,ytd's training was tiring manzx.

See,this happens when i dun go training regularly

and its been long since i joined them on the court on fri/satnights.

3-6 class today.

Bound to be Super slack,might as well skip it righttttt.

Wastetime,Wastetime.

5:19 PM

Monday, June 23, 2008

Admiral Bar and Grill a week ago!

10:24 PM

Sunday, June 22, 2008

I adoreee ellen degeneres!

i wanna attend her shows someday.

She can be my mum ahhhh! She's 50 ehh!

Dinner was really stuffed and yummy!

Yay,Cafe Cartel,breadbreadbread.

w mum,marcus and anthony!

Step part of the family only

Hahahahaha,but i likeeeee!

(: Quite fun ah,its as though i had another brother or something ,coolio!

I hope the food cheered you up abit,

loveyouuuuuuuuu boyfy!

i need to workout.

been eating a whole lot lately!

thankgod for tmr's soccer training,must go!

3:40 PM

My Ruud Van Nistelrooy!

Saw the highlights of the Netherlands vs. Russia match.

Tsk,so disappointing,they're out already.

I cannot wear my ruudvannistelrooy shirt anymoreeee.

but at least he scored rightttt.

Haiyaaaaa

Ohwow,i just saw the celebration of the uefa champions league cup finals

ManU vs. Chelsea.

the spirit and atmosphere were indescribable.

I cant believe i didnt watch it live.

even i smiled unknowingly when watching them cheer,dance,celebrate on teevee.

School's starting soon,

i cant say tmr,cause i dun have classes tmr whaaaaaat.Ha,

10:47 PM

Saturday, June 21, 2008

so Pretty! A bunch of happy people!

Pretty Shoes.

ohlook,i had long hair,yippy!

after sec4 confi camp

girls bunk(:

ahma and i in bangkok.

Was looking thru all the many pictures in my hard disc,

woah,memories.

I finally got to go out todayyy

after being kept home for 3 days.

Was planning to hangout w marius but he was busy):

so i called g instead.

We didnt really do much,

but hahahahahaha,i had a great time.

I dun really like my mother right now.

2:29 AM

Friday, June 20, 2008

Ha.
i have fugly eyebags,so fuglish looking.

urgh.

Anthony,Home,Teevee,Treasurehunt,Guesswho,

Chocolates,Ali,Donovan,Denise&AB+,

sums up my whole day.

so SlackyWacky,

AwesomeFoursome!

3:02 PM

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

The weather's just perfect.

sure suits the mood i'm in.

im updating my space so often now,

there goes another boring day.

Earlier,bacon and raymond came over

they brought food over for supper.

Then we went for a quick ride in the car,

to the marsiling side,near the checkpoint.

When we reached home,the match already started.

So,yeaaa,we watched the rest of it ah.

Its nice to have friends over early in the morning.

Mum's back.

just gonna lay in bed with the perfect weather,

and read the june issue of reader's digest.

Dont you just love the sound of thunder.

1:12 AM

I am disappointed parables outing had to be cancelled.

I am disappointed i din get to see him today,

i was feeling rather upset,if not for bacon to cheer me up.

I dun really like phonecalls anymore

i hate feeling like this,i think i actually have to get use to it.yknw,feeling like shit.ya.

its not the first time,feeling like shit so often nowadays.

I want to give up,

I dun want to pretend im fine anymore.

im not ready for this.

Never wanted..I just,idk.

just rarrrr it away,sleep it off.

laugh it off,scream it off.

i'll be okay.

sighsighsighsigh.

12:51 PM

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

(Row row row your boatttt)

I want sex on the beach!

Hahahahahahaha,

yesterday's cathclass dinner

at admiral bar and grill was da bomb!

the company,great as always!

We ordered quite alot,cause werent full yet.

level 3's hot and spicy is the ultimateeee,shiokkk seh.

Later on went to dot's house,her crib so clean& nice!

photobooth-ed together and then watched

prom night using macbook.

ate I-Screammmm ice screammmm too.

Hahahaha,i love watching movie with them ah,

so fun! Everybody there is so funny,i likeeee!

thankyou for ytd night guys!

i wished i stayed over too!

Im going to KL this fridayyyy,

with my parents only.

Tsk,i wouldnt go if not for my mum,

cause she's pretty excited,i can tell.

Dun want her to be disappointed ah.

& family day from 11-13th july in bintan.

Cannot waitttttt!

Today is Stay-At-Home day.

Tmr is parables outing which is a headache ah seriously,

Thursday is Marius&jos day.

Friday is pack my bag and go kl day.

i love it when my week is packed!

Now im gonna watch more teeveee while waiting for

love to pop over,

8:05 PM

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Yesterday was Fantastic ahhhh,

went for Diva la futbol.

i totally enjoyed myself though myteamwhoosh got kicked out in the semi finals,

sheesh.

But the other 2 nyp teams were still in,damn powerrr !

i love my soccer mates,funny people,very nice too!

Yay!Im glad i went man.

rushed home to change for feast day dinner.

my room,total mess while searching for a decent

outfit.

Sat with laura and sam,they quite funny.

laura splattered prawn juice all over my top,yuck.

Dinner felt different,

i miss the times when we all performed and then sat together,

and chionggg to eat the food,haha,

screaminggg without a reason.

i miss everybit.

+ helping out at our selbarap's shack.

+manymany pictures taken.

RARR

Mummy just left for malaysia,

she'll be back on tuesday night.

so at the mean time,yaaaaaaa.

When she said bye to me,i realized that her hair's really long.

Too long for a Mummy.

Dont mummies always have shorthair?

Think ah,think,they usually have Bob hair whattt right!

And yes,today, Fathers Day

nothing special,mum left before we wanted to eat dinner together,

dad's annoyed at the loss of the laptop.

wish i could make dad's day.

&dad's shirt not done yet,will do it later in the night.

&&& dad's laptop disappeared.

We all think tha marcAss threw it away w the stack of newspapers accidently.

good lorddddddd,LAPTOP EHHHHH!

:/ tsktsktsk,haiyooooooooooooooo

wahlauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu eh.

Dad's pissed on dad's day.

): shit mianzxzx.

Tday was alrightttt,

could have been better,I could have done smthg,

could have,could have,

this ,that,ahyaaaaaa.

its too late,nehmind.

was researching on pulau ubin.

so excitinggggg,but majority cant make it.

kinda discouraged,dunknow what to do now.

Shopping tmr as promised w dad and brother in town,

and dinner w dear johnians.

Woohoooooooo,cant wait.

OUT.

2:22 AM

Friday, June 13, 2008

Dearest parablites,

Outing to Pulau Ubin on the 18 June,Wed.

Final final final.

12:39 AM

gagaga,ha.

today was more than fabbbb,

hung out with tab,

hahaha,i love to rhyme,haha,anyway.

hahahaha, went out with anthony earlier to look for a

pretty fathers day gift for papa.

hee(:

oh,speaking of dad, he emailed us saying that our fishing trip got cancelled

and asked us if we wanted to go pond fishing and have a picnic too,how cute.

but quite disappointed.was really looking forward to the fishing trip on the boat with

family and daddy's friends.

Yaa,and then hung around before meeting sean and tab to have dinner at shavilla,

amrish's event catering.

We were kinda underdressed luh,sean and tab wore quite formal,shit manzx,ha.

Dinner tasted really gooodddd,it was heaven,so so yummy ah,everything was.

i was bloated by the time the main course was served.

kaopeeeeeeee,fatter already.

(: & then hung ard somemore then headed home tgt.

it was a greattttttt day as always.

spending it with you,

ily!

the first few days of holidays quite boringgg ah,stay at home

watch tv,eat,watch tv,watch tv.

i shd have went for the optional drawing class.

Hope next week will be moree oomph!

my leg hurtssssssss.

8:11 PM

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

both drawn in photoshop, :D

dinosaur skin came over for a little while,

and heard mum bitchfitting to marcus,horrible i tell yaaaa.

always happy to see him though (:

some nypsoccer senior called me about the futsal competition this sat.

refused it at first,but after some thought,decided to give it a try like what he said.

must train up ahhhh,im still soooo lousypousy.

midfielderrrr, :/

My nistelrooy scored!

1:09 AM

12:41 PM

Monday, June 09, 2008

ohyayyy,changed my skin,

and i bet everyone can see it noww

okay,i had a powerpacked weekend!

saturday was captains ball competition

at ccab,we played really well,i was really satisfied.

(: look at my brilliant team! hee!

sunday was wildwildwet,supposedly a parables thing,but only 6 turned up,which was good.

cause one of the rides needed 6 ppl max.

heh, the slides,waves and everything nice.

getting emotional these days,serious problem,tsktsk.

watching august rush.

10:18 PM

Friday, June 06, 2008

this looks so retarded bacon and cheese, :)

meeee,bryan,azmi and hadi in da magic school bus,heehee.

2weeks breakkkkkk,yayyyyieeee!

ha,tuesday i wenta sch for ncc camp,only for the dragonboat part.

hahaha,funfun!

presentation was alrightttt,

i'm soooo happy with my grade,yayyieeeeee!

ahh,haven seen danny for a hundred years already

no kangkong without kong ahhhhhhhh.

k,im bored,bye.

10:22 PM

Monday, June 02, 2008

holaaa,

i am 3/4 done with mtv 30sec vid.

i still have the 1/4 of it left,which includes audio and technical matters.

i still have the stupid mounting board to do,

colourtheory thingy and the comm skill's e-assignment.

ahh.

seriously cant wait for the week to end

ncc camp started today

im going tmr morning.

i stayed up on sat night/sun morn again.

mum went away during the weekends,three weeks in a row

which was really cool.

hee,(:

some parablites came over after mass/lunch.

we watched cartoons,played cards,ate,freaked out over a small cockroach.

which was really fun,missed those times man!

ahhh,great sunday afternoon,hanging out with them!

oh,which reminds me,parables outing shall be on the 21st of june!

hope everyone can make it though,

i'll sleep right after the 11pm show,

goodnight technology,

it kills me.

Joscelyn Adrienne Heng

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